Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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