That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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