Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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