Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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