I want to walk on stilts...naked
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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