So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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