Your face is a jimmy john
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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