If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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