I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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