Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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