He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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