im about as happy as oj after his trial
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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