oh god the rape fog is back!
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
