you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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