Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
His nipple licking is glorious
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