Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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