When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Randomize
