oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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