I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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