we need to drink 2009 down the drain
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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