I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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