How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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