You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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