I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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