yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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