please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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