she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i think i have two assholes
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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