he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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