I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Duck Duck Cougar?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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