Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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