Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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