are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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