oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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