i just wanna soil my oats bro
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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