a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We left the knife in your bed.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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