doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Farmville is her only friend.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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