i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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