yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
