At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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