TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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