so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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