So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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