we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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