Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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