I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You can make out without kissing
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