Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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