After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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