i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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