a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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