Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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