I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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